How are the Dallas Cowboys like my neighbors? Q: What did the Cowboys fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?Ī: 'Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!' Q: Why is Tony Romo unable to answer a telephone? Q: What do the Cowboys and the Post Office have in common? Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie 'Broke Back Mountain' have in common? Tony Romo just threw his iPhone 5 in frustration but it was intercepted and returned for a touchdown. Q: What do they call a drug ring in Dallas? Q: What can the Dallas Cowboys and their cheerleaders do together but not apart? Q: How many Cowboys fans does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: None they are happy living in New Yorks shadow! Q: What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? Q: What's the difference between John Wayne Bobbitt and Jerry Jones? Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?Ī: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: What did the Giants say to the Cowboys? Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?Ī: Only two, Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman, and they are both retired. Q: When was the last time cowboys beat anyone? Q: Why are the Dallas Cowboys like Hillary Clinton? Q: Why can't Tony Romo use the phone anymore? Q: Did you hear about the joke that Tony Romo told his receivers? A: To get to the hospital on the other side!
